I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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