Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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