Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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