The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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