ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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