i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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