Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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