Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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