She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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