Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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