But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
This baby is an asshole
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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