is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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