About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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