i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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