Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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