I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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