All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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