every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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