Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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