i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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