I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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