This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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