Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I supernannyed him into submission
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
