I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to calm my uterus...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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