I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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