Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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