Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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