I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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