Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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