how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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