okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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