I'll bet she douches with gravy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My ATM looks so different sober.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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