We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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