I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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