Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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