If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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