For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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