i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
time to smoke my breakfast
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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