pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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