I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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