the new term for farting is butt boxing.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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