I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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