Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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