Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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