***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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