yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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