We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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