I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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