so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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