these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Dignity is for republicans.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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