fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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