have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How naked do you want me to be?
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