Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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