i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My breasts were aching with rage.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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