Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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